(Alternate Title: Maximizing Filthifying Efficiency)
The Chinese Custodial Art Masters' floor mopping techniques are truly 獨一無二 (unique, unparalleled) in this world, not just for their superficiality and face-giving basic purpose and how utterly useless they are when it comes to increasing the degree of sanitation of any facility (including hospitals, no doubt) by even a single degree, but also for their efficiency in contributing to further filthification of the facilities in which they are employed. Since the additional filth is in most cases conveniently siphoned off the shoes of members of the general public, it can also be said that in preparation for the 2008 Beijing Olympics, traditional Chinese Custodial Art mopping (insert random obligatory 5,000 years of history reference) is a kind of public service insofar as it reduces the frequency at which the general public needs to clean the soles of their own shoes. First let's do a run-down of the basic principles followed by Traditional Professional Chinese Custodians across the vast nation of 55 ethnic minorities:
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